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Joke of the Day

"what's the worst part about having sex with your pets? A week later they pretend they don't even know you."

"Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out."

"Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children"

"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."

"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."

"What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter? You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter"

"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."

"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."