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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS? Acting surprised."

"When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW"

"What do you call a cannibal who eats a lot of cereal eaters a cereal eater..."

"Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."

"I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump Can I get you anything?"

"Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you."

"A man went to grab some Viagra... out of the cupboard, but accidentally grabbed some twink. He awoke in the morning with a correction."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" I guess my teacher didn't think ""black people"" was a good answer."