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Joke of the Day
"I thought I was wrong once But I was mistaken"
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"Katy Perry is what happens when an emoji comes to life."
"*Arrives at ticket stall with my girl* Me: Two tickets to the movie please. Attendant: For The Hobbit? Me: No, that's my girlfriend."
"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."
"The hardest part of measuring Trump's package.. Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth"
"So I was sentenced to death by hanging... but my execution is being suspended temporarily."
"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."
"What did people call Putin after he lost an arm? Amputin"
"I always do my best work stoned. You can ask any of my ex-bosses."
"Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a shit what you think."