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Joke of the Day
"I thought I was wrong once But I was mistaken"
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"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""
"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"
"You people who pull back the shower curtain checking for psycopathic murderers ... if you find one, what's your plan?"
"""I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?"" ... *knocks on stall wall* ""Hello? Can u hear me?"" ... ""I like your shoes...Hello?"" .."
"If we just refer to ISIS as ""Nickelback"" maybe nobody will want to join them"
"I'm like a trampoline... My friends know i exist, but they never play with me"
"I went to my local city's zoo. They had just one animal. A dog! It was a shit zu."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that little thing?!"""
"""BUT WE'RE DATING!"" the blonde screams, ""I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND."" ""You were"" Hefner chuckles. ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""