200912
Joke of the Day
"You never pay the bill Unless it is a tribute to Bill Cosby, you rapist."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash credits to /u/nothingbutcold"
"Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: Know why I pulled u over C: Stop that M: Stop that C: Wanna go to jail? M: Wanna go to jail? C: No.. errr"
"*Ahem, ahem* So... A needle pulling thread... "
"I thought my wife was happy to fully repair my jeans. Or at least sew its seams."
"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"Sperm 1: ""Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?"" Sperm 2: ""A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."""
"If a murderous killing machine came back from the future.. And calculated all matrices. Would he be the Determinator?"
"What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?.. Quark Kent."
"Why do many kids die in school massacres Because they can't run in halls"