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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"

"U want to hear a great joke? ""A great joke"" but you have to speak it out yourself."

"Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Change?"

"Cell phone, I don't know why you keep capitalizing TEQUILA but I like the way you party."

"The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly."

"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."

"Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day."

"I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe."

"I was thinking of taking the cross product of force and distance, ... ... but that's so much work."

"What's a Drill Sergeant's term for an erection? Penis weakness leaving the body."