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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking of taking the cross product of force and distance, ... ... but that's so much work."
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"Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on"
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"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."
"What's the opposite of wake up sex? Necrophilia."
"Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding"
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