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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking of taking the cross product of force and distance, ... ... but that's so much work."
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"A friend of mine died late last night I woke up in mourning."
"How do mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Cesars"
"Massive explosion at a French cheese factory, first responders say cause is still unknown. All that was left was de brie."
"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."
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"The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart."
"IMHO = I Miss Hall & Oates"