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Joke of the Day

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"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs."

"I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years. Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that."

"What is a short punchy statement? Boxing Midgets."

"My biggest fear of Hurricane Sandy is that i'll lose power and can't Facebook"

"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."

"YOGI: Close your eyes and breathe. ME: [angrily rolling up my mat] I was under the impression this was a picnic and you were a talking bear"

"California Earthquake Today there was a 4.8 magnitude earthquake reported in California. Taylor Swift was quoted as saying ""Shake it, shake it off""."

"What do you give an octomom for mother's day? A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies."