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Joke of the Day

"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."

"Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth."

"I took a shop class in high school... It didn't make me a better salesman, but I did learn how to build a franchise in a way I didn't anticipate."

"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."

"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."

"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"

"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey look everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker is in the house!"""

"HIPPO: I'm really heavy ZIPPO: I'm a little lighter"

"It's like ""society"" expects you to wear ""different clothes"" every day."