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Joke of the Day

"So what do you do for a living? ""I'm in the Secret Service"" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you"

"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"I also like my women like I like my coffee... ...cheaply imported from Brazil"

"Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight"

"When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit beside her and say, 'Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.'"

"My girlfriend is like Pi. Completely irrational."

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !"

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."