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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"
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"I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it."
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"I was asked what I would give the man who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start."
"What makes a USPS joke funny? The delivery."
"Lightly used fish tank for sale on eBay. Does not contain three goldfish ghosts."
"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."
"Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building."
"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."
"What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp? Well, that was an unexpected twist!"