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Joke of the Day

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. But everyone's got an opinion."

"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" -To ""To who?"" -To *whom*"

"I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time"

"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."

"You know what's synonymous with the ""This pussy grabs back"" movement? The clench of the clam movement."

"There's a one-eyed doctor round my way that gives out free body parts. He gives me the willies."

"*guy getting eaten by a shark* Guy: I just wanted to say I'm Vegan. Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything."

"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."

"My wife was raped by a troupe of mimes They did unspeakable things to her"

"He insulted my sister, and I let it slide. He insulted my mother, and I let it slide. Then...he insulted my tweets."