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Joke of the Day

"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."

"Sister posted on FB: pray for me, I have a test tomorrow. My comment: it's cheating if Jesus helps you. Solidifying my black sheep status"

"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"

"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"

"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"

"My friend Dave drowned yesterday his funeral is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a buoyancy aid. It's what he would have wanted."

"Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally"

"I know this may have been posted as it is fairly common, but here it is anyway: What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal? Claude"

"My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick"

"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."