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Joke of the Day

"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"

"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"

"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."

"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"

"What's the difference between unhealthy lipids and a tumblrina? One is a trans fat, the other is a fat trans."

"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""

"Opportunity knocked today, but just to inform me that he's a sex offender."

"Today I sent out a text saying, ""Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?"" 12 people called me...I need damn smarter friends."

"Nobody in America dies as a virgin... because our government fucks us all."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free You racist fuck"