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Joke of the Day

"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."

"I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party. You should have seen her face."

"How many questions did the politician answer? 9/11"

"men prefer large boobs 9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men."

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny. They're lame."

"I think Congress should be forced to go on minimum wage. That way I can feel more comfortable calling them public servants!"

"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"

"Food choices How come almost everything that tastes good is bad and almost everything that tastes bad is good?"