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Joke of the Day

"What present did the kid with no hands get? Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet."

"Go to a botanical garden? Haha, yeah, okay. Like I want to pay money to walk through a giant salad"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."

"This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart."

"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"

"What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle? A Wienerschnitzel."

"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"

"Why the long face ? A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic."

"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"

"What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday? A SURprise party!!"