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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? Because noble gases are nonreactive."

"Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair."

"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"

"""doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!"" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee"

"*Condom Co* [ok, don't let them know ur a frog] ""Any ideas how we can make our condoms more pleasurable for her?"" ME: Ribbit ""Genius"""

"There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"There's a fine line between being spotted in line at Old Navy and getting shot in the face."

"Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting? He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ..."

"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"

"My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues."