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Joke of the Day
"My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues."
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"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""
"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"
"A guy walks into a zoo that only had one animal in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
"whats black and burns? stevie wonder answering the iron"
"Physics! What hurts really bad? Frequency!"
"This haunted house sucks. It's just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, this is real life? NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."
"My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM."
"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"