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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"
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"What do you call an Arabic rapper? Vanilla Isis"
"Hand dryers are a great way to see how your hands look while skydiving."
"dat hyphen A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me)"
"""What's it like being a female comic?"" ""Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."""
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ...But then it hit me"
"Mirror mirror on the floor, who's the worst at home decor?"
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell."
"I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years."
"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."