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Joke of the Day
"Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair."
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"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
"A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children."
"Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question."
"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat."""
"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."
"If liquor stores ask for ID to prove you're old enough to drink, Forever 21 should ask for ID to prove you're young enough for those shorts."
"I feel like a million bucks today.. Seriously, how do I get rid of this erection? I'm getting worried."
"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"
"Ok so the Past, the Present, and the Future walked into a bar. It was tense."