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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when a politician is lying? When their lips move"

"Wanna hear a joke about reddit and clickbait?"

"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"

"I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number Holy moley!"

"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."

"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."

"Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"

"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."