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Joke of the Day
"Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."
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"My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty during sex, but I feel weird swearing at a 12 year old."
"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."
"Capitalization is important There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"I prefer to buy rental properties that take up an entire city block or more. I'm in it for the long hall."
"Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk? Because they lactose."
"Mum could you write me a P.E. note? dear miss My daughter has requested i write a note for P.E. hear it is.. I found this funny i found it on the mirrors website, like this actually happened ha"
"Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being."
"What famous person is a huge fan of trees? ""Tim ber""ton"
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed..."