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Joke of the Day

"I prefer to buy rental properties that take up an entire city block or more. I'm in it for the long hall."

"Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar Unfortunately, one was a salted"

"DEAD BABY JOKES: So what's the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **I don't eat dirt.**"

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."

"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."

"Which one of the ten men won the pun contest? No pun in ten did!"

"two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:""Dam"""

"Why are dentists usually always male? Because they like to be in other peoples mouths."

"I don't have enough confidence in plumbing to get a drink of water from the faucet while the toilet is flushing."

"I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma."