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Joke of the Day
"Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk? Because they lactose."
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"*i get chased into a dark alley* Please no *two men walk up to me holding a knife* ""If you join our insurance you can save up to-"" NOOOOOOO"
"So two chocolate rabbits were talking to each other... ... One of them had a bite out of his butt and the other with a bite on his ears. So one rabbit says, ""My butt hurts"" and the other says ""What?"""
"What does 90 year old vagina taste like? Depends"
"Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex."
"Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship? All they will do is fight tooth and nail!"
"Every time i hear a mean joke about canadians, i go to the hospital right away and get my feelings checked. ...For free..."
"""It's the little things in life that make you laugh,"" my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart."
"Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact."
"The ultimate home security system is having shitty stuff."