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Joke of the Day
"What famous person is a huge fan of trees? ""Tim ber""ton"
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"[cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?"
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."
"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."
"I bought some drugs from a shoe dealer They were unlaced, and I still got high as heel..."
"""Here's the problem... You've got a Pokemon up there"" - me, as a proctologist"
"Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet? Because when he gets to 'P' it burns."
"Why is a violin difficult to play? Because it is fiddly!"
"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"
"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"