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Joke of the Day
"WinRar is not free software."
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"She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray."
"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"
"What did the Hand say to the Penis when they first met.... Nice to beat you!"
"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."
"How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. War never changes."
"I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job"
"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"
"I hate roller coasters. They always have so much potential, then they go downhill."
"Apparently my friends think I'm paranoid. I fucking knew it."