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Joke of the Day
"I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job"
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"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"
"I remember when it was called ""drinking a glass of water"" instead of ""hydrating."""
"My boss said to me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said, ""I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."""
"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."
"Someone told me that women live to be woken up with oral sex... ... but when I tried it my wife woke up and said ""WTF get that thing out of my mouth!!"""
"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"
"I have a lettuce stuck up my ass But it's just the tip of the iceberg."
"Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."
"My favorite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."