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Joke of the Day

"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"

"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."

"I forgot my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet... I soon remembered, when it all came flooding back."

"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"

"What do elephants and ice cream have in common? They both come in quarts..."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid to have a lentil on me."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."

"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."

"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."