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Joke of the Day

"How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. War never changes."

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."

"What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !"

"Hey baby, is your name Polio? Because I am stiff below the waist"

"What noise does a homosexual horse make? Geigh"

"I eat the free samples at Costco for lunch every day. I'm adding 'enjoys eating out' to my dating profile."

"What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!"

"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."

"Doctor: ""Why is my waiting room empty?"" Judge: ""I hauled everyone off to court"" Doctor: ""You're trying my patients"""