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Joke of the Day
"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."
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"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."
"and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area"
"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."
"Don't send an email if you're angry. Wait a while. Have a couple of drinks. Get yourself really worked up. And then send it."
"I never ask for people to send me thoughts & prayers but, while sitting at Starbucks a man standing behind me farted on my shoulder."
"What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it."
"What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans"
"I'm not stalking you. I'm trying to help you find that sock that you dropped behind the door before you left for work Wednesday at 7:04."
"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...he goes up to the bartender and asks how much a drink is. The bartender replies saying: ""For you? No charge."""