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Joke of the Day

"How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse? Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!"

"Why are programmers good husbands? Because they're good at commiting."

"What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !"

"What do you call a ghost without any feet? A lost sole"

"Man: What can I do you for? Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare"

"I was gonna make a joke about sluts... ...but it would just be whoreable."

"I don't want to learn karate but I really need a new belt"

"What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? Crib death."

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline."