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Joke of the Day
"Why are programmers good husbands? Because they're good at commiting."
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"10: Mom what's a metaphor? Me: My life is a train wreck. 10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?"
"I like my women like my wine, 12 years old and Locked in a cellar Edit: u wot m8 I fixed grammar"
"I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire? Bernadette!"