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Joke of the Day

"Why are programmers good husbands? Because they're good at commiting."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"

"My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor... because ""who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"""

"If you are unhappy with this status update, please press 0 to speak with a customer service representative. Just kidding! Kiss my ass"

"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"Mom! Mom! ""I want to play with grandpa"" ""Shut up I'm too tired to dig him up right now"""

"Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge? He couldn't keep his hands off his privates"

"""I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over"" - guy who invented the accordion"

"You wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline? Okay."