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Joke of the Day

"Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway."

"What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion? Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger"

"Dont like dogs They can be a bit RUFF!"

"What do you call a factory that produces quality goods? A satisfactory"

"When I get startled, I scream in a really deep voice instead of my normal one. Cause if I'm going to be freaked out, you should be too."

"Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad."

"I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter."

"MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders."

"write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer"

"[first date] HER: i'm really into guys- ME (eager to impress her): me too"