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Joke of the Day
"MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders."
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"What do dads say when they see someone peeing? European."
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"What do you call a confused Asian person? Disoriental."
"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"
"How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out."