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Joke of the Day

"When I get startled, I scream in a really deep voice instead of my normal one. Cause if I'm going to be freaked out, you should be too."

"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"

"Some people are like Slinkies... Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."

"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."

"A traffic jam is like a bad marriage... ...you're stuck in it because of an accident."

"What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian"

"I'm really tired all the time, I think I have stereo... It's like I have mono times two"

"Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? A: With a warlock."

"Why do black men love with their girls call them ""Daddy""? It's showing that she knows one day he's going to walk out on her and never come back."