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Joke of the Day

"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."

"Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company"

"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"

"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"

"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"

"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."

"My family used to move a lot when I was a kid, but I always found them."

"Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England? So the other one could drive"

"Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... I don't think I can ever repay you!"

"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"