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Joke of the Day
"As a white man I can't say the word Ni.... But I can say ""thank you for the warning officer.."""
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"What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu"
"(NSFW) If Hillary Clinton was 36 and had 40 years of capital hill experience, I'd put my ballot in her box"
"If stray cats are free, why is Chinese food so expensive?"
"What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !"
"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"
"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"
"Stalin and Hitler Stalin: Hey Hitler, Wanna Hear a Joke? Hitler: Sure Broh Stalin: Stalingrad Hitler: I Don't Get It Stalin: Exactly"
"Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?"
"If there are two things Trump voters hate... The first is being called, ""racist."" And the second is black people."