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Joke of the Day
"As a white man I can't say the word Ni.... But I can say ""thank you for the warning officer.."""
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"[On phone to police] Has there been a report of a pervert in the park? P: No, there hasn't. Me: oh good. [Goes back to hiding in bushes]"
"My boobs float because they're above C level."
"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"
"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"
"My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking. One cleaning."
"What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali"
"Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted."
"saw guy at the store hand his gf some ""cutie"" oranges and say ""youre the real cutie."" i went to the bedding aisle and screamed into a pillow"
"Did you know Elvis used to have a boat called the ""Jailhouse""? That fucking thing rocked."