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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"
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"Wanna know why donald trump considers my penis a muslim? Because i bomb the pussy"
"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."
"Owls The worst thing about owls is the way that they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave."
"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."
"Q: Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? A: Because he tried to get fresh."
"Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything."
"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."
"How did Donald Trump get his tonsils removed? Vladimir Putin wore a spiked condom."
"What is the closest thing similar to a woman having a period? Your salary. It also comes once a month, and lasts about 5 days. And if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble."