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Joke of the Day

"My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking. One cleaning."

"Thanks but I don't need help in your store or any other store. I've been in a ton of stores. I know how they work."

"Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University"

"A programmer goes on a walk XD"

"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."

"Coming Soon Jason Statham is a reluctant thief with a heart of gold *cue explosion* PUNCH McEXPLODEY CAR MAN *fade to black*"

"Breaking news A landslide recently struck downtown Chicago, causing $3 million worth of improvements."

"A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer... ... It was chicken karma"

"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."

"Feel The Bern? Oh, I'm feeling it right about now."