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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name."
Next Joke
"The developmental psychologists got back to us about our son. They said he's smart on paper... Unfortunately he can't read"
"Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn't pregnant!"
"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"
"What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic? A few notches on the belt buckle."
"Wanna hear three rapid jokes? No."
"Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."
"if i ever become a dad my thing is gonna be sayin ""spoiler alert"" to my kid& then pointing at cars w/ spoilers. thats gonna be my dadphrase"