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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic? A few notches on the belt buckle."

"Knowledge is knowing that papers are best written with alcohol and edited with caffeine. Wisdom is realizing that this does not make a Jagerbomb a study tool"

"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."

"A Catholic dies, and thinks he's gone to heaven ."

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!"

"if you stabbed me i would probably bleed pizza sauce."

"A man and his wife were once in a very healthy marriage."

"The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."