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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic? A few notches on the belt buckle."

"What do you call Zombie Japanese Chefs? the Woking Dead"

"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"

"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"

"Two guys walk into a bar.. The third guy ducked."

"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"I have a fear of speed bumps... ...I'm slowly getting over it."

"Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good."

"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."