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Joke of the Day
"Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments."
Next Joke
"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South? Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!"
"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...he goes up to the bartender and asks how much a drink is. The bartender replies saying: ""For you? No charge."""
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"
"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."
"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""
"The only sex a priest got on Friday... Was nun!"
"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."
"If 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people', does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
"I made a pass at my girlfriend's mum and my girlfriend is furious... She tripped over the ball and broke her nose."