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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear three rapid jokes? No."
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"""Mom, I'm here to make your boobs big."" - smiling 3 yr old comes out of garage with a bike pump."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !"
"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"
"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"1) get drunk. 2) have sex. 3) leave taco bell. DONT TELL ME HOW TO PARTY!"
"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."
"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"
"My son was four when he came up with this: Knock Knock Who's there? Hulk. Hulk w.../HULK SMASH!!"
"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"