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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"
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"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"
"Condoms prevent minivans."
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"I went to get myself a glass of punch but..."
"Q: Why did the apple cry? A: Its peelings were hurt."
"Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps."
"I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born."
"Quit calling me to the front of the store to claim my lost child! Drop her in the lost & found and I'll get her when I'm ready."