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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."
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"If two vegetarians get into a fight Is it still considered beef?"
"What's the definition of 'vagina'? The box the penis comes in!"
"""How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?"""
"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"Just bought a thesaurus and when I looked, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am!"
"What does every clean nose have? Fingerprints."
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"
"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""