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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders to cut the BS Now wants to be called Ernie Anders"

"What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it."

"Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep but once a month it's shark week."

"My girlfriends nervous about giving birth. I said don't worry, women have been doing it for over 100,000 years.. .. Or in the case of Republicans, women have been doing it for 6,000 years or less"

"What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A fjord escort."

"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."

"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."

"The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl."

"Yo mama is so fat that... ...she should really be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem"

"I think the saying ""every man for himself"" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches"