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Joke of the Day
"Last month I lost my camouflage hat... I'm not sure how I should feel about this"
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"Knock knock Who's there? Dewt dew de dew dew Dewt dew do dew dew who? Menah Menah"
"Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper? Her ankles."
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her with our babysitter... I think she's just bitter because she's never been able to have kids..."
"What's Jared's favorite Subway bread? Italian Herbs and Child Pornography."
"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"
"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."
"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."
"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."