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Joke of the Day
"Last month I lost my camouflage hat... I'm not sure how I should feel about this"
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved."
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"I finally got my hands on a sign language translator. It comes in really handy."
"From school to work, I've spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave."
"The man who invented the iPhone battery has died. His funeral will take plac"
"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."
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