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Joke of the Day

"I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, ""You sound like you're 4 - it's the grocery store""."

"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."

"In the 50's, a small city granted a two-singer a capella team exclusive rights to perform on street corners. Other street performers sued. They claimed it was a doo-wop-poly."

"What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot."

"What s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."

"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."

"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."

"My girlfriend of 5 years asked me... My girlfriend of 5 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before her. I said ""back in '09"". It sounds much better than saying September."

"What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist"

"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"