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Joke of the Day
"Where does a bee put its stinger? In its honey"
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"TIFU by taking someone else's Subway order Oops, wrong sub."
"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Ebola has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 55 years and fools still don't use a condom"
"""Do not touch"" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille."
"You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions."
"A fly just blew up in my room I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs"
"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !"
"What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner."