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Joke of the Day

"What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner."

"So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence."

"What kind of bear is best? One that gets you an oscar"

"What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair? Cancer"

"what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede"

"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"

"Charlie Sheen #thinning"

"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."

"What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent."

"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""