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Joke of the Day

"Ebola has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 55 years and fools still don't use a condom"

"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."

"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."

"Why is stevie wonder always smiling He doesn't know hes black yet"

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire"

"Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad."

"What do you call a Pumpkin who eats too much? A Plumpkin."

"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me."

"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."

"scientist: he's going to be identical to you in every way me: every way? [my clone trips stepping out of the machine] holy shit"